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{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the hungry clock?","punchline":"It went back four seconds.","id":63}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?","punchline":"He just took it in stride","id":93}
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Sharon Ann Lane was a United States Army nurse and the only American servicewoman killed as a direct result of enemy fire in the Vietnam War. The Army posthumously awarded Lane the Bronze Star Medal for heroism on June 8, 1969.
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